Achilles Anophtheis (Achilles revisited) The director walked onto the stage, gingerly adjusting his radiation mask in order to fit the microphone beneath it. His nervous cough boomed through the hall. After shuffling the papers on the podium before him, he began. 'Welcome ladies and gentlemen of the Pre-Apocalypse Archaeological Society. We have called this session to impart to you a matter of the utmost importance, a discovery of the highest order. As you are aware, …showed first 75 words of 3343 total…

…showed last 75 words of 3343 total…he was going to treat Hector. The task is now complete. I hope you enjoyed the story as much as I hated writing it. Before you mark it, allow me to interject a quick quote from Shakespeare: 'The quality of mercy is not strain'd'. I am sorry if this feeble attempt at story writing does not fill your expectations for this paper. I will write a research paper if you deem this unfit and unacceptible.