Alcoholic Shark. A drunk Shark?! No, but a funny tale that is best read while intoxicated! A favorite of Marines!

Title: Alcoholic Shark. A drunk Shark?! No, but a funny tale that is best read while intoxicated! A favorite of Marines!
Category: Literature / Creative Writing | Words: 1297 | Pages: 5.5 (approximately 235 words/page)

Alcoholic Shark. A drunk Shark?! No, but a funny tale that is best read while intoxicated! A favorite of Marines!

Throughout a person's life, it only seems natural that copious amounts of information are stored in one's cranium. Stored in parts of the brain that scientists don't yet understand, the memories lie dormant, deliberately hibernating, until for some unknown reason, they bounce into our thoughts. Almost like that song that you heard the other day, and can't get out of your head, no matter how hard you try. My father, John Jack Jergensen, has one …showed first 75 words of 1297 total…

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…showed last 75 words of 1297 total…the bag totally deflated. Evidentially, the plastic bag had entered the sharks mouth and his teeth had ripped open a large hole and let the tremendous pressure of the shark and alcohol filling the bag out. My father often wondered what the garbage man must have thought when he found a shark in the morning trash can. But one thing is for certain, for a few days that 1973 Volkswagen was the cleanest car in town.

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