Computer Diagnosis

Title: Computer Diagnosis
Category: Literature / English | Words: 307 | Pages: 1.3 (approximately 235 words/page)

Computer Diagnosis

Computer Diagnosis One day Bill complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, I guess I should see a doctor." His friend offered, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker an cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs ." Bill figured he had nothing …showed first 75 words of 307 total…

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…showed last 75 words of 307 total…in the sample and deposited the . The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message: Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ **Bibliography**

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