Success at Failing to Succeed at Failing to Succeed at Failure Pay attention! Read, listen and learn from the master. Failure, as an objective, is much like meditation in that is so simple that one has the tendency to make it overly complicated. Relax and observe a seasoned pro’s step-by-step blueprint for failing Language 3101. First one must establish the right relationship with one’s teacher. This can be achieved in several ways and in …showed first 75 words of 413 total…

…showed last 75 words of 413 total…action. Arson is a time-tested method for making people very angry with you. Simply set a torch to your teacher’s home, car, mother or favorite red pen, and you’re bound to leave school with the lowest mark in recorded history. You will, of course, be in prison shortly thereafter where impressing your teacher (warden) with your laziness will become much more of a challenge. From here on in, you’re on your own.