The Fine Art of wasting time As I ponder the question of wasting time, many ideas come to mind. What To write about? I could write about my wasted time at school, the time that I should spend studying, but don’t. I could write about my time on the weekends, when I should be studying, but instead I go out and party. In fact, as I review my life, I find a lot of …showed first 75 words of 686 total…

…showed last 75 words of 686 total…equal 120%. How can this be? What has just happened is, we went on through the Total Time to Waste and graduated right on into the time we can’t afford to waste. So here we are on our bum, in a chair, watching the idiot tube, knowing that there isn’t a way we can do homework. We’re already running late for that party everyone is going too. Gotta go, see you in class.