Legalizaton of Canniblaism
Title: Legalizaton of Canniblaism
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Legalizaton of Canniblaism
Virginia Woolf once said, “One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.” This is one of the many arguments behind legalizing cannibalism. If the act of eating other human beings was legalized and regulated it will solve all the problems of modern society. Cannibalism has been around since the Neolithic times. It is not currently practiced, but I think a revival of this age-old practice would benefit everyone. Cannibalism …
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showed last 75 words of 621 total…would help prevent world hunger. Cannibalism would help make our streets safer for our children. Cannibalism would also help close the hole in the ozone layer by reducing carbon dioxide emissions. It would also help eliminate the homeless problem. The legalization of cannibalism is what the world needs to help bring it into the twenty-first century. As the old joke goes, “Mommy, I don’t like Grandma.” “Be quiet, and eat the other half.”
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