This is a true tale of me and my life, or at least for a short while. The day had started out so well, you see I had become somewhat of a owner of women. I was interested in this becomes because of the free jobs that came with it. You see because of my gorgeous looks the women had trouble seeing past it to the real man in my pants, I mean in me. …showed first 75 words of 1027 total…

…showed last 75 words of 1027 total…soon followed and we sat at my table in the kitchen. He told me of a deal to sort the matter out. He would have a woman for free anytime he requested or I could have my jewels in a jar. Gladly, I took the offer and he parted with his knights and all was well. In the end I figured that the moral was to not to run your mouth unless you're a pimp.