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Title: rwerwer
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1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. 2) Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice) 3) Insist that your e-mail address be XenaGoddessOfFire@companyname.com or ElvisTheKing@companyname.com. 4) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 5) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing. 6) Put your garbage can on …showed first 75 words of 643 total…

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…showed last 75 words of 643 total…shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is the opposite gender.) 20) Send Email to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom." 21) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. 22) Five days in advance tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

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