Will Hockett Hns. Eng. Story with Shakespearean Devices Dear dimwitted dreadfully dorky diary, Today at school we had to read some boring book called the Odyssey it began with " Sing to me muse" or something like that. I got so bored I remember thinking; sing to me a lullaby, ‘cause to sleep I’m about to go. About five minutes later Billy Dee, that hick who grew up in downtown New York. Started rapping a …showed first 75 words of 569 total…

…showed last 75 words of 569 total…a card board box any ways, I don’t think that U.P.S would accept me, maybe Fed-Ex but with their high rates for shipping on packages over twelve pounds would it really be worth it? What I’m trying to say is; make Mother Theresa a saint, eat garden burgers, and impeach Smokey the Bear." He is now thoroughly lost in thought, so I cut him in line and order my garden burger.