MONKEYS ARE ALWAYS FUNNY Bob Dylan sings about monkeys. Bob Dylan sings about monkeys doing a dance in one of his songs on "Another Side of Bob Dylan." In the song, he asks his monkey to do the dog, and it winds up doing the cat, to which he replies, "Funky Monkey." I think he was on drugs. Here's a story I wrote: On what would turn out to be the swampiest, most disgusting day …showed first 75 words of 3236 total…

…showed last 75 words of 3236 total…and straightened out the note, which he read aloud: Dear Lord, when you send me back down to earth, please let me be as a Bunny Rabbit, for they are the dearest messengers of your word. Amen. THAT'S it. General crap: I'm 21, and go to UF, and I play in a band, and blah blah. The end. I have a cat named Coltrane that talks a lot and beats things up. He's tougher than you.