Q: What is the difference between a pregnant blonde and a light bulb? A: You can't unscrew a light bulb. Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth? A: Gee, Are you sure it's mine? Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant? A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest. There were three women who were at the gynecologist having pre-natal checkups The doctor asked the first woman "…showed first 75 words of 877 total…

…showed last 75 words of 877 total…asked the same question. "I was on top ", was the reply. "you will have a baby girl. " said the doctor. With this, the third women, a blonde, burst into tears. "What's the matter ?" asked the doc. "Am I going to have puppies ?"..... Q: Why do blondes take the pill? A: So they know what day of the week it is. Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill? A: Because it kept falling out.